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    14 July

    昨日穿孕妇装坐地铁……


       
    才刚一上车,一个年轻貌美俊秀温婉的小女孩就站了起来,轻声说,“你坐”。
        初,我没有反应过来怎么回事,转头看看四周,好像也没有什么老弱病残孕,然后就愣愣地看着小姑娘,喃喃道,“不用了,不用了”,但小姑娘矣然站起,非常坚决地说,“没事儿,你坐吧!”
      我心想,小爷我年富力强,虽然最近重感冒有点衰,但也衰不至此吧?这是怎么回事,低头又把“老弱病残孕”各条准则数了一遍,看哪条合适我,“孕!”
      啊呀呀呀,我简直尴尬至死,无地自容,冲口想说,“我没怀孕”,却又觉得似乎有些“此地无银”的意思。算了,于是一咬牙,坐下了!
      小姑娘,见状,满意地笑着转身;她的小男朋友也要学她起身让座给另外一位中年妇女,于是各种五讲四美新风尚在这节小小的车厢里散布传播……
      虽然尴尬不已,如坐针毡,
      但我觉得,
      中国未来之脊梁,不是梦想,
      遂甚感欣慰。

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    你是老师。
    24 Sept.
    不是我。
    19 Sept.
    小溪 张wrote:
    欧呦!刚发现你有博客啊女人!哈哈哈哈减肥吧
    25 Aug.
    小西wrote:
    T_T 走过来瞧瞧~~~~
    21 Aug.
    妍 蔺wrote:
    还有老太太给我让过座儿呢……她说:你看着都快不行了,你坐!
    中国人民的良好美德在一代一代的传承中阿~~~
    30 July
    yingwrote:
    哈哈,改日要看看你那套孕妇装。
    20 July
    jiajia shiwrote:
    没事儿你瞎穿个啥孕妇装.................汗
    19 July
    yu panwrote:
    哈哈,乐死偶了~
    16 July
    Martin Guowrote:
    再作欲呕吐状,就更对得起人家的爱心。
    14 July
    tony SPwrote:
    haha, 既然坐下了,就再装模作样抚摸一下肚子里的“宝宝”呀。
    14 July
    asa ~wrote:
    太逗了...
    14 July
    燕玲 魏wrote:
    哈哈 好玩!
    14 July

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